It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
Wtf you guys can buy cookie dough in a packet?!
Wtf indeed!!!Via It's just me, Angela.
I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO
this made my day its so adorable
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Brasil have been terriblelly eliminated from this world cup….
But can I don’t want it to end????
It’s been great to be the host for the whole world!!!
Please, come back often! Don’t forget us…
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i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich