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  • Me: my main objective in life it's get enough money to work by my self.
  • Someone: you realy want to be your own boss?
  • Me: No, I really don't like people...
1 week ago | 127,076 notes

itisanobsession:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

Wtf you guys can buy cookie dough in a packet?!

Wtf indeed!!!

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leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

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1 week ago
Once again… Don’t be too harsh… I’m still studying!

Once again… Don’t be too harsh… I’m still studying!

1 week ago

Brasil have been terriblelly eliminated from this world cup….


But can I don’t want it to end????

It’s been great to be the host for the whole world!!!


Please, come back often! Don’t forget us…

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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